The “My Floor” Rule

by site admin on 2/26/2005

In a crowded elevator, when there are others between you and the door, announce that the elevator has arrived at your floor and excuse yourself while making your way through the crowd. Pushing is discouraged.

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(not the official) elevator rules December 20, 2005 at 3:45 pm

i personally like the “cough” which means get the f*** out of my way. time to get off.

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Gee January 19, 2006 at 5:47 pm

I usually say, “Excuse me, getting off, please”. If the people seem dense and don’t move toward the walls, I may have to shout it.

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Elevador January 22, 2006 at 1:27 pm

Gee, be careful not to say that on this one elevator in Ireland, as the phrase takes on a whole new meaning!

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Mr. Lifty February 11, 2006 at 10:06 am

Do you mean to say you were in the process of riding the only lift in Ireland as you wrote that?

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Phil Darmanin February 11, 2006 at 9:04 pm

when approaching your floor, let go of the bar at the back of the elevator, step towards the doors and stand, as if your captain of the starship enterprise, looking focussed towards your direction of exit! ( you can possibly cough and sniff to hint to others to shift out of the way too!!) this usually gives the impression that your floor is next, and hopefully no one will get in your way!

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CSBCHB83 April 15, 2007 at 4:49 pm

I can’t stand in the middle while the elevator is moving and then stopping, because it’s nauseating and makes me dizzy. That is why I am always leaning against the wall. I will say “excuse me”. If not heard, I will touch (omagod!) their arm to indicate my need to exit.

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cookie monster April 15, 2007 at 6:52 pm

I WIN THE FORUM!!!

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Roadkill June 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm

“Oh . . . I think I’m gonna be sick.” Works really well.

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